Sunday, 27 November 2016
Funny jokes
*A police Officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman*
*Police:* Hey, how can u rape a dead person? Are u mad?
*Man:* No constable am not mad, we both had an agreement.
*Police:* What agreement?
*Man:* Two (2) years back i asked this woman to have sex with me and she said " OVER MY DEAD BODY "
*_So i am having sex over her dead body . Don't laugh alone like and share 😀😀😀😂😂👆_*
*Police:* Hey, how can u rape a dead person? Are u mad?
*Man:* No constable am not mad, we both had an agreement.
*Police:* What agreement?
*Man:* Two (2) years back i asked this woman to have sex with me and she said " OVER MY DEAD BODY "
*_So i am having sex over her dead body . Don't laugh alone like and share 😀😀😀😂😂👆_*
Funny jokes........
An accident occurred today, 11 people were injured and 12 died. So the Minister Of Health promised to offer 2million cedis to the injured and 60million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, bro go back to your place don't bring confusion here, they have counted us already. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, bro go back to your place don't bring confusion here, they have counted us already. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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